why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
i wish people had crushes on me
i believe in hate at first sight
ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me
the road to success is under construction
im so glad he exists
omfg this gif is the answer for everything
"how are you?"
"did you get a good grade?"
"how’s your romantic life?"
how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?
pour one out to the neopets we left for dead
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG