why doesn’t life have a motherlode cheat yet
Imagine if your entire body was itchy and you couldn’t scratch it for your whole life
if you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there’s something siriusly ron with you.
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
I mean i have a fashion sense but i don’t have money
when i feel sad i think of kim k’s ugly crying face and everything is better
shitty things that were said to you like a year ago that still piss u off
i like how “blushes quietly” is a thing thats used in fanfiction. please imagine someone blushing loudly. someone blushes loudly and someone next door yells “CAN YOU BLUSH QUIETER”
This one time when I was about 13 I got swine flu and had to stay off school for 2 weeks. While I was off somebody spread a rumour that I wasn’t there because I’d been hit by a truck and died. So when I came back into school I walked into English class and everybody started screaming and I cried.
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
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got a masters degree in being ignored